Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki by Shiina HowaHowa
Translations Japanese-> English by k.linH

OVRMMO 110: Extra Edition; Regarding Each Faction

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

Extra Edition; Regarding Each Faction

— The Red, White, and Black Dragons’ viewpoints, 1500 meters up in the air

“We came in a hurry to put a stop to Emel’s behavior before he could persecute that man, but…”

“Impossible… a single member of the human race defeated him!? … Certainly, the fact that the current state of that guy doesn’t have more than 30% of his power compared to when he was in his prime is the truth, but..,” (more…)


OVRMMO 109: VS Dragon, Second Half

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

VS Dragon, Second Half

“You’ve done it now!”

Even though he took the <7 Falling Stars>, he stood up with great vigor. As expected of a dragon, being able to take THAT and still be fine. But blood is flowing out from cracks in his scales, so there’s no doubt that he’s taken damage.

“To be completely blown away by a human, wouldn’t this be a source of agony? If you turn your fangs against others, you should prepare the resolve to be bitten yourself.” (more…)

OVRMMO 108: VS Dragon, First Half

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

VS Dragon, First Half

“Immediately battling at full power would adversely effect the dragons’ honor, so I’ll concede the first move to you.”

The Green Dragon, who returned to his true form, just his height alone is several meters, with an overwhelming stature. The shiny green scales also seem to have a fitting hardness, but so what… even if I can’t win, I can’t show it.

“Then should I give it a go…. <Arrow Twister>!” (more…)

OVRMMO 107: Backlash

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

A/N: While I was writing my PC suddenly restarted…
Thanks to that, quite a few sentences were blown away and it got shorter.


The next day’s login, I made preparations for leaving the Fairy Kingdom, then left my room. When I had left my room and returned the key, the innkeeper stopped me.

“You, what on earth have you done!? There’s a wanted poster, you know!?”

“Haa!?” (more…)

OVRMMO 106: The Last of the thirty six Stratagems

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

The Last of the 36 Strategems1

The next day, I logged in, and did the first matter of business. As I thought, I have to pull the Queen, who’s stuck to me, off.

“German Suplex! One, two, three-!”

And, I threw her. Of course, I didn’t have something like a Throw Skill so, although there was a large sound, there was absolutely no damage.”

“You’re so horrible, first thing in the morning!” (more…)

OVRMMO 105: Extra Edition; Do Your Best, Green Dragon-san

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

A/n: Somehow, I felt like doing a request.

Extra Edition; Do Your Best, Green Dragon-san

I am a green dragon. I am one of those of the proud dragon race. Our Green Dragon race is, compared to the giant Red Dragon race and Black Dragon race, all around two times smaller in body, but there is absolutely no disdain from the other dragon races.

That reason is because the other dragon races cannot emulate the “Mobility” that we possess. Flight speed and turning speed and the like are the green dragons’ specialty movements; before the dragon races had gathered up together as one, we fought with that mobility we had.   (more…)

OVRMMO 104: The Storm Subsides

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

The Storm Subsides

“As expected, I’m exhausted…”

Once the cooking was over and the Green Dragon finally left, I fell sloppily onto a table.

“Queen, dragons aren’t supposed to be beings that bounce in and out, right…?”

When I say that, my eyes look towards the Fairy Queen. (more…)

OVRMMO 103: The Reason for Dragon-san’s visit

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

The Reason for Dragon-san’s visit

The man in front of me called himself a green dragon, but.

“Huh? Weren’t dragons supposed to not come out a lot? I had heard that they gave up controlling their powers and avoided others to keep them from getting involved, though…”

The Queen’s explanation should have been along those lines, though. (more…)

OVRMMO 102: A Seiza is the Standard During Punishment

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

A Seiza is the Standard During Punishment

In front of us in the direction the soldier in charge of guiding me was leading me was a large inn. If I say it’s like a commoner’s perspective of a lodging “made for rich people”, would you understand it? On top of the inn itself being big, even if you didn’t know what the furnishings were, you would be able to intrinsically know that “breaking them would be bad.” Maa, since Her Majesty the Queen is staying here, there’s also the fact that this kind of prestigious appearance is necessary.

“Please proceed to this inn’s upper-most floor; we have arranged for the inn’s people to guide you if you show them this.”

With that, the guiding soldier-san handed over a card glinting of platinum; it’s a fine good that I would have absolutely no relation to in real-life; it’s somewhat depressing. Fixing my mood I enter the high-class inn in front of me.

“Welcome; I beg your pardon, but at this store we refuse those who come in on a whim. Who might be referring you?”

Upon entering the inn, a man who was wearing a pristine uniform raised his voice towards me. Aa, as expected, it was this kind of high-class lodging, huh? It feels like it’s a different system of refusal of first-timers from the previous inn in the south, and you wouldn’t think a leather armor wearing adventurer would have enough money to stop over at this kind of a place, after all.

“Sorry, but here.”

So saying, I put out the platinum card I had received before in front of the man. At that instant…

“F,forgive me! I will guide you immediately!”

After this back-and-forth, he led me to the top floor’s Royal Suite room.


“Here we are.”

Teleported to the highest floor, I was guided to the front of a huge door.

“Then, at your leisure.”

I saw the male inn staff who said that and bowed his head off and opened the large door and went in. Within the room were the Queen, her 6 attendants, as well as a man with green hair that I had never seen before.

“A, Earth-san!”

The Queen who screamed that came charging over here, so…


Is how I intercepted it. That said, because I don’t have unarmed-type Skills at all, there’s No Damage.


The Queen became teary-eyed, but.


I stabbed my finger out and pointed at the Queen. “E?” is what the Queen and her attendants said dumbly, but when I said “Seiza” one more time at the Queen, she reluctantly got into a seiza.

“It’s an obvious matter. Why did you seal off this city’s coming and going? Even purposefully doing something like that, your abilities would have been enough to meat and have a discussion with the Chief…”

It’s that point there. Sure I understand the reasoning that the gatekeepers must be prepared for anything, but with this one’s abilities, even if normal fairies and players pressed forward, she should be able to deal with it easily. Previously, I only won against the Queen because she was inexperienced; with the time from then until now, I definitely won’t be able to win, I bet.

“Information about you heading towards this town had come in, so we reserved a day to make sure that we could give you luxury…”

It’s been some time since I’ve wanted to hit her with the harisen, but I resisted.

“Even if you didn’t do that, it’d be fine! Why the heck would you think that?”

When I raised that question at the Queen, one of the attendants from behind raised a hand.

“Yes? Go ahead.”

I say to urge the silver-haired man with his hand raised.

“It was a coincidental matter from our patrol towards the Easter Fortress Town, but we confirmed that within the town was a different magic power mixed in, so we headed towards that place. Once we did, we confirmed a woman who was wearing a cloak that hid all the way up to her face. When we checked into the situation to be on the safe side, we found out she contacted Earth-sama. Since she didn’t seem to be a hostile person, we continued to observe just like that.

It’s a story about that time, huh?

“And then the next day, there was another person with different magic powers so we continued our observation. That woman with those magic powers also contacted Earth-sama, and at that time we confirmed that Earth-sama was attracted to large breasts-“ “What are you saying!?”

And, I also understood why the Queen was led to do idiotic things…

Nee, were they larger than mine!? M,mine are already 96, you know!?”

Un, to be honest, it’s information I would have been better off not knowing. What more, that part is not something I would ask of women, but… I was flabbergasted by it, but the silver-haired man poured more oil on the fire.

“By the way, that woman was said to be 102, Your Majesty.”

The moment she heard that, the Queen was in despair! is what her facial expression was, and her upper body collapsed to the floor. Was it that much of a shock!?

“N,no way… For that little sister to have such overwhelming specs, I … I …!”

I can’t see her expression, but is she sobbing? But for this topic I’m not going to say a thing. To poke at a woman’s pride can’t be, in all honesty, anything but foolishness. Since that’s the case, I completely leave the Queen who has burst into tears alone.

“By the way, it’s my first time seeing this green-haired man, but who might you be?”

The Queen’s wailing is a little loud, but I dared to ask the question as if I can’t hear it.

“If it were possible, I would have rathered to be introduced by the Queen, but with her like that it can’t be helped, ne… I am a green dragon, one of the dragons that can manipulate the wind.”




A/n: Next time Green Dragon-san will explain why (s)he came here.

[Wind-Blown Hunting Bow]Lv17
[Assaulting Kick]Lv22
[Small Shield]Lv 6
[Physical Ability Reinforcement]Lv34
[Chivalrous Thief]Lv26
[Fairy Language]Lv99 (Forced Acquisition) (Unable to be moved to Reserved Skills)

Reserved Skills
[Advanced Cooking]Lv12 ↑1UP
ExP 4

Titles Possessed:  The One who Charmed Even the Fairy Queen, The One who Defeated a Great Foe Alone, The One Involved with Eastern and Western Dragons
Second Names: “Fairy King Candidate”(jealous), “Chef of the Battlefield-san”

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Just 1 OVRMMO this time, sorry. I’ve been in the midst of translating the next chapter too, but it was just dragging… Posting helps keep me motivated, so I’m just gonna post now and just plow on ahead for next time.>

OVRMMO 101: I have reached the Eastern Inland City… but

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

I have reached the Eastern Inland City… but

Recovering my mood on the road, when I had proceeded onwards over the grassland at a jog while bracing myself to go along further with this world, the Easter Inland City finally came into view. Since the elapsed logged in time has already passed my usual 2 hours of play time, I want to find an inn as fast as I can and log out.

Since I can see the city, with a last spurt I arrived in front of the city’s gate. I tried to get permission to enter the city from the gatekeeper person, but… Isn’t the city’s gate completely closed off? (more…)