OVRMMO

Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki by Shiina HowaHowa
Translations Japanese-> English by k.linH

OVRMMO 087: Together with Pikarsha.

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

Together with Pikarsha.

Getting on the pikarsha that came over to the inn, right now I’m up in the sky.
The destination is Faust; because I’m going to stock up on ingredients, it’s not Nexia but Faust.

At first I thought it would only bear me to places within the Fairy Country, but when I tried to ask, ‘Just asking, but would you go to a city like the humans’ Faust?’ the pikarsha immediately lifted its head and nodded.
Whatever you say, I’m already this conspicuous so I make up my mind to just do it and seriously ask …

“You’re fast as always, na~”

So saying, I stroked the back of the flying pikarsha’s neck.

“Pyuiiiii~~♪”

Looks like the pikarsha’s also in a good mood; I’m getting accustomed to this cry.
With this kind of back and forth conversation, in the blink of an eye we’ve left the Fairy Country; if we keep going at this speed straight ahead, Faust is right before us.

“Sorry, but land here!” (more…)

OVRMMO 086: Maximum Caution is Needed Because We’re Returning

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

A/N: An old trope.

Maximum Caution is Needed Because We’re Returning

Since we’re returning to the Southern Inner City, my party walked in that direction.
We hunted the random High Rabbits and War Deer along the way.
The 4 Fairies group are already in soaring spirits … until now, just fighting leaves them in tatters, and on top of that they were constantly fighting the fear of death; against those kind of opponents, after learning how to fight them, they’ve already hunted tens of them; in all sorts of meanings, there isn’t any reason for them not to be in high spirits.

— but because of that, they have to get it together.

In order to keep the 4 from figuring it out, I frown.
The reason is that, along this route, there is the reaction from 4 monsters lying in wait.
The actions are precise, and with several moving in a group … it’s about 100% the ones at the top of the list that we don’t want to meet right now, a group of War Goblins. Other than me, the other 4 are clearly opponents that are burdened with luggage … they’re basically casualties walking.

In order to avoid them, to some degree we could change the direction we’re going 2, 3 time, but no good, we’ve been completely made the targets; any changes to our direction would be read and they’d move to lie in wait again … I guess I should be thinking that combat is unavoidable.
And the 4 other than me are getting carried away talking about how to use the amount of money they’ve never gotten their hands on that they will be paid after returning to the inn, completely without any vigilance.
… Can’t be helped, I’ll have to give them their last lesson.

For the War Goblins, their sole card to play is that their own existences are not found out; I’ll have to use that way of thinking to my advantage…even though their hiding place is completely seen through with <Danger Perception>.
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OVRMMO 085: After a Long Time …

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

After a Long Time…

The 5 member party, while soundly defeating monsters, continued onward in order to head west. Of course on the occasion there were War Goblins we would avoid them, but happily, we never met any. If it’s High Rabbits and Woe Deer though, those were our main opponents.

“I’ve pinned down the monster; Roa, if you’d please!”

“Ou, leave it to me! Lility, let loose!”

“Okaa~y! <Fire Lance>! Burn up!”

“Mia, I’m healing!” (more…)

OVRMMO 084: It’s almost like a Party of Beginners

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

A/N:
Players don’t group with anyone other than players.
Let’s destroy that delusion! Is one of the things that the developers are aiming for.
Therefore the AI’s aren’t the regular, unchanging NPCs, but people who properly have their own emotions, so it’s better to think of it as another world.

And, if the AI characters die, that’s it for them.
Unlike player characters, they don’t revive with a death penalty; instead, they will end their lives there, and reincarnate as a completely different character after losing their memories.
To reincarnate and lose their memories, the AI’s express that as ‘returning to the goddess’ side’.
Of course, being defeated in a duel is an exception.

Therefore, to just use them as a conveniently good shield would be …
All of this information is not passed on from the devs to the players.

It’s almost like a Party of Beginners

— Thud-! (more…)

OVRMMO 083: As Night Gives Way to Dawn

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

As Night Gives Way to Dawn

After logging in, as I descended from the inn’s second floor to the first floor, the inn’s proprietor was waiting for me.

“I have received a message from Zetan-sama for you. [I am currently at the Fenrir Estate in the Royal Capital’s West District; at the time when you come, definitely drop by] is how it seems.”

Somehow or other, it seems to have gone well; since he carries a famous nickname, then it’s probably enough to be able to match with a lady of the Fenrir family. While thinking like that, I took the light meal the inn’s proprietor prepared.
By the way, it seems that the food here has the effect of raising all attributes.
I thought there had been a lot of fairies that came in off the streets just for the meals; even if it’s somewhat more expensive, it’s a meal that has the effect to make you more powerful; the price reflects this, of course.

I leisurely finished my meal, and as I was going to look for a job, I saw a large notice of some sort.

[Official Notice: By the Fairy Queen’s directive, to all wandering fairies in the vicinities of the South and West Inward Cities; cooperative with the knight fairies.]
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OVRMMO 082: Extermination

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

A/n: I feel like I gave too many hints, but this isn’t a mystery story, so this way is probably better.

Extermination1

The thrown Enhanced Oil fell to the ground, and an explosion occurred. And, from inside those flames …

“GYAAAA!”

Like that, a man’s scream was raised.
Good grief, because he was hidden he thought he wouldn’t be found, so he probably wanted to believe that me talking was just a bluff, na…

“Y,you bastard; what are you doing!?”

on the ground to extinguish the flames and then glared at me; his entire body was completely burnt black. If I ate a grilled-chicken skewer to show that I could afford to do so while dealing with him, then I would look pretty cool, but I, who easily tenses up, couldn’t possibly manage that.

“So the culprit really was a human, huh. A fighting method that’s used primarily for Raid Bosses, poison to weaken her, party-like cooperation, hypnotism … They’re all ways that humans use.”

I’m not sure whether he was manipulating the goblins, or otherwise give them instructions, but the answer may never be found. And anyway, this guy, he’s not a player it seems like.
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OVRMMO 081: If He Carried an Axe He could probably be Kintarou

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

If He Carried an Axe He could probably be Kintarou1

Since we started searching the meadow that was spread out to the west for the lady Meena Fenrir while I was riding on Zetan’s back, about 15 minutes have already passed. However, as of now there hasn’t been a positive reaction.

“Earth, is there no reaction again?”

With a little bit of an impatient feeling tone, Zetan spoke towards me. I do understand how he feels.

“Aa, unfortunately, right now there’s no such reaction; just where could she have gone?”

Is the only response I can give.
We’ve already clearly surpassed the distance one would take a walk in; in other words, did she get caught up in something, or could it be that she was targeted by someone … Getting caught up in something aside, if she was targeted then… a crime was committed.

— at that moment, just barely registering within the search area, a strange group of monsters was detected.

“Zetan, stop please!”

I got off the flustered Zetan making an emergency stop, and turned my attention towards the direction of the weird group.
— The amount is 18, and dead center is a reaction that’s not a monster.

“Zetan, where I’m pointing right now, there’s a crowd of monsters, as well as 1 reaction that’s not a monster. … It seems worth checking out, don’t you think?”
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OVRMMO 080: And So a Regular Day … Is What it Can’t be.

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

And So a Regular Day … Is What it Can’t be.

“Good grief, it’s been horrible from the moment I wake up.”

With the Queen and Dragon-chan gone, we can finally pass the time peacefully.

“Ain’t it fine? Having such a babe yearning for you is a pretty nice side benefit, right? Share some of that good luck with me.”

Zetan says that kind of thing. He’s saying it with a carefree tone, but with that sly grin on his face you can tell what he’s thinking. It’s a bear’s face, but I’m becoming accustomed to all the many kinds of expressions it can have; I’m being poisoned by this world.

“Your meal is here.”

The inn’s proprietor set out a simple meal; come to think of it, this is the first inn I’ve seen that provided food. This has its merits and demerits that would split people between thinking it’s good or bad, but I’m among those that thinks it’s good.

“Proprietor, is there any sort of simple quest that’s come in?”

To be honest, since that kind of thing happened as soon as I got up, I was a little torn over whether I should do a quest or not, but if I think about the inn fees, I think that, even if it’s a little, it would be better to earn back the capitol with a quest. At that moment, I hear a *patterpatter* running sound from outside the room; the footsteps sound light, so a woman?
And then the inn door opened.
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OVRMMO 79: A Scene of Carnage …?

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

A Scene of Carnage …?1

— Upon log in, exactly why is the Queen in bed with me? After half a minute, I stop thinking about it. A,anyway … I have to do something.

“Queen, for now, won’t you let go?”

Calling out to her, what should have happened is that she would have restlessly gotten up.

“- – No!”

… No, she says …

“No, but y’know, with this kind of situation, people are going to have all sorts of misunderstandings though?”

Not good, I can’t let myself get impatient. Or like, she used the ring to climb in, this girl …

“Don’t want to!”

— has she regressed into a child!? Her tone has also become childish though!?

“You hate me anyway; that’s why I’m pushing you down with all my strength!”

I have no idea what the hell you’re saying!
And though her child regression seems to be getting worse, the contents of her words are a little terrifying.
That said, if anyone else sees this figure it would be on an extremely bad level, wouldn’t it; I need to do something about this by yesterday … but as always, reality is cruel.

“Earth-sama, if you have awakened, then a light meal has …” (more…)

OVRMMO 78.5: Extra Edition: Rather than Data, Earth’s Current Abilities

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

A/n: For all the things I haven’t released up until now, I will make some of it public.
Furthermore, I will also write up a portion of the past equipment.

Extra Edition: Rather than Data, Earth’s Current Abilities

Equipment Earth has Owned:

Equipment (Previously) X-Shaped Compound Hunting Bow Atk+32 → (Now) X-Shaped Compound Hunting Bow Revised Atk+46

Warwolf Leather Set (Previously) (Currently gone)
Head Def+5, Body Def+15
Pants Def+13, Arms Def+8
Legs Def+6
Full-Set Bonus, Small Atk Increase

Wild Bear Leather Set w/ Silver Assist (Now)
Head Def+8, Body Def+22
Pants Def+19, Arms Def+11
Legs Def+10
Ful-Set Bonus, Medium Vit Increase, Small Mind Increase (more…)