Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki by Shiina HowaHowa
Translations Japanese-> English by k.linH

OVRMMO 104: The Storm Subsides

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

The Storm Subsides

“As expected, I’m exhausted…”

Once the cooking was over and the Green Dragon finally left, I fell sloppily onto a table.

“Queen, dragons aren’t supposed to be beings that bounce in and out, right…?”

When I say that, my eyes look towards the Fairy Queen. (more…)


OVRMMO 103: The Reason for Dragon-san’s visit

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

The Reason for Dragon-san’s visit

The man in front of me called himself a green dragon, but.

“Huh? Weren’t dragons supposed to not come out a lot? I had heard that they gave up controlling their powers and avoided others to keep them from getting involved, though…”

The Queen’s explanation should have been along those lines, though. (more…)

OVRMMO 102: A Seiza is the Standard During Punishment

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

A Seiza is the Standard During Punishment

In front of us in the direction the soldier in charge of guiding me was leading me was a large inn. If I say it’s like a commoner’s perspective of a lodging “made for rich people”, would you understand it? On top of the inn itself being big, even if you didn’t know what the furnishings were, you would be able to intrinsically know that “breaking them would be bad.” Maa, since Her Majesty the Queen is staying here, there’s also the fact that this kind of prestigious appearance is necessary.

“Please proceed to this inn’s upper-most floor; we have arranged for the inn’s people to guide you if you show them this.”

With that, the guiding soldier-san handed over a card glinting of platinum; it’s a fine good that I would have absolutely no relation to in real-life; it’s somewhat depressing. Fixing my mood I enter the high-class inn in front of me.

“Welcome; I beg your pardon, but at this store we refuse those who come in on a whim. Who might be referring you?”

Upon entering the inn, a man who was wearing a pristine uniform raised his voice towards me. Aa, as expected, it was this kind of high-class lodging, huh? It feels like it’s a different system of refusal of first-timers from the previous inn in the south, and you wouldn’t think a leather armor wearing adventurer would have enough money to stop over at this kind of a place, after all.

“Sorry, but here.”

So saying, I put out the platinum card I had received before in front of the man. At that instant…

“F,forgive me! I will guide you immediately!”

After this back-and-forth, he led me to the top floor’s Royal Suite room.


“Here we are.”

Teleported to the highest floor, I was guided to the front of a huge door.

“Then, at your leisure.”

I saw the male inn staff who said that and bowed his head off and opened the large door and went in. Within the room were the Queen, her 6 attendants, as well as a man with green hair that I had never seen before.

“A, Earth-san!”

The Queen who screamed that came charging over here, so…


Is how I intercepted it. That said, because I don’t have unarmed-type Skills at all, there’s No Damage.


The Queen became teary-eyed, but.


I stabbed my finger out and pointed at the Queen. “E?” is what the Queen and her attendants said dumbly, but when I said “Seiza” one more time at the Queen, she reluctantly got into a seiza.

“It’s an obvious matter. Why did you seal off this city’s coming and going? Even purposefully doing something like that, your abilities would have been enough to meat and have a discussion with the Chief…”

It’s that point there. Sure I understand the reasoning that the gatekeepers must be prepared for anything, but with this one’s abilities, even if normal fairies and players pressed forward, she should be able to deal with it easily. Previously, I only won against the Queen because she was inexperienced; with the time from then until now, I definitely won’t be able to win, I bet.

“Information about you heading towards this town had come in, so we reserved a day to make sure that we could give you luxury…”

It’s been some time since I’ve wanted to hit her with the harisen, but I resisted.

“Even if you didn’t do that, it’d be fine! Why the heck would you think that?”

When I raised that question at the Queen, one of the attendants from behind raised a hand.

“Yes? Go ahead.”

I say to urge the silver-haired man with his hand raised.

“It was a coincidental matter from our patrol towards the Easter Fortress Town, but we confirmed that within the town was a different magic power mixed in, so we headed towards that place. Once we did, we confirmed a woman who was wearing a cloak that hid all the way up to her face. When we checked into the situation to be on the safe side, we found out she contacted Earth-sama. Since she didn’t seem to be a hostile person, we continued to observe just like that.

It’s a story about that time, huh?

“And then the next day, there was another person with different magic powers so we continued our observation. That woman with those magic powers also contacted Earth-sama, and at that time we confirmed that Earth-sama was attracted to large breasts-“ “What are you saying!?”

And, I also understood why the Queen was led to do idiotic things…

Nee, were they larger than mine!? M,mine are already 96, you know!?”

Un, to be honest, it’s information I would have been better off not knowing. What more, that part is not something I would ask of women, but… I was flabbergasted by it, but the silver-haired man poured more oil on the fire.

“By the way, that woman was said to be 102, Your Majesty.”

The moment she heard that, the Queen was in despair! is what her facial expression was, and her upper body collapsed to the floor. Was it that much of a shock!?

“N,no way… For that little sister to have such overwhelming specs, I … I …!”

I can’t see her expression, but is she sobbing? But for this topic I’m not going to say a thing. To poke at a woman’s pride can’t be, in all honesty, anything but foolishness. Since that’s the case, I completely leave the Queen who has burst into tears alone.

“By the way, it’s my first time seeing this green-haired man, but who might you be?”

The Queen’s wailing is a little loud, but I dared to ask the question as if I can’t hear it.

“If it were possible, I would have rathered to be introduced by the Queen, but with her like that it can’t be helped, ne… I am a green dragon, one of the dragons that can manipulate the wind.”




A/n: Next time Green Dragon-san will explain why (s)he came here.

[Wind-Blown Hunting Bow]Lv17
[Assaulting Kick]Lv22
[Small Shield]Lv 6
[Physical Ability Reinforcement]Lv34
[Chivalrous Thief]Lv26
[Fairy Language]Lv99 (Forced Acquisition) (Unable to be moved to Reserved Skills)

Reserved Skills
[Advanced Cooking]Lv12 ↑1UP
ExP 4

Titles Possessed:  The One who Charmed Even the Fairy Queen, The One who Defeated a Great Foe Alone, The One Involved with Eastern and Western Dragons
Second Names: “Fairy King Candidate”(jealous), “Chef of the Battlefield-san”

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Just 1 OVRMMO this time, sorry. I’ve been in the midst of translating the next chapter too, but it was just dragging… Posting helps keep me motivated, so I’m just gonna post now and just plow on ahead for next time.>

OVRMMO 101: I have reached the Eastern Inland City… but

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

I have reached the Eastern Inland City… but

Recovering my mood on the road, when I had proceeded onwards over the grassland at a jog while bracing myself to go along further with this world, the Easter Inland City finally came into view. Since the elapsed logged in time has already passed my usual 2 hours of play time, I want to find an inn as fast as I can and log out.

Since I can see the city, with a last spurt I arrived in front of the city’s gate. I tried to get permission to enter the city from the gatekeeper person, but… Isn’t the city’s gate completely closed off? (more…)

OVRMMO 100: Facing Forward…

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

Facing Forward…

Trudging along, I’m walking with the Eastern Inland City as my goal. When I was in the south, I arrived quickly because Zetan gave me a ride, but this time it will be purely walking, so I assume it will take a lot of time.

The wind feels good; if I had to say, it feels like it’s the middle of May, I guess. When the refreshing breeze comes during the moderate temperature right before early summer; it’s a lot like that. The monsters are around here and there, but whether it’s the effect of being subjugated or not, they really aren’t around more than sparsely, so there’s no danger of being attacked.

OVRMMO 099: Invasion: Part 2

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

Invasion: Part 2

The next day, I logged in and checked the board where requests are posted in Himawari Pavilion. Uumu, as always, there aren’t any requests not aimed at parties, na. Like I thought, tomorrow I’ll leave, because there’s nothing good for me in this town. If it weren’t for the matter from yesterday, I’d already have left, though, na…

Walking through town, when I had bought herbs, vegetables, and seasonings and the like, there was a girl who was singing with harp in hand. You can tell it’s a woman despite the cloak because of that bulge up top and her voice. (more…)

OVRMMO 098: Invasion: Part 1

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

Invasion: Part 1

As business in this time of recession continues to decline, there was absolutely no important requests entering the Himawari Pavilion. I continued to wait on tables, lend a hand to fairies in town who asked for it, and perform manual labor, the so-called grunt work as adventurers call it. No, you could say that it’s just because I play solo, so I can’t take very dangerous work since I don’t have a party. So far, I’ve seen many number players in parties that have left town with requests in hand. (more…)

OVRMMO 097.5: A Certain Conference Room

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

<T/n: I have indicated who is saying what by their speaking traits>

Extra Edition: A Certain Conference Room

— Within a certain company’s Conference Room 6.

“Umu, sorry for gathering all of you, but whatever the case, I(washi) am not good with conference calls, de nou.”
(old man)

“Introductions are all well and good, desuwa, but hurry it up and get to the main topic.”

“It is true; it is not like everyone has a lot of free time, after all.”
(polite man)

“Is it something the Master(aruji) intends to make money with again? You should compromise moderately.”
(man a)

“Use the profits. If you don’t, the economy won’t turn, zo.”
(man b)

“What all of you (onushira) have said is more nagging. This time we wanted to assemble all members together, na.”
(old man)

“Heeeh… and the reason you took the initiative to assemble us is?”

OVRMMO 097: The Work I found at the Inn…

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

The Work I found at the Inn…

There was something of an incident before I entered, but at any rate I’ll need to secure an inn and move my base of operations there, na. Because the Fairy Country’s economy is a cycle of ‘filled with ways to earn and filled with ways to use it’, I need to take requests to earn money despite having some on hand right now.

Hearing the way to it from several guards, somehow or other I was able to find this inn, Himawari Pavilion. Let’s make this inn my base of operations to take requests in the Eastern Fortress-Town. With that thought I am soon in front of the help-board-like thing plastered with requests, but… (more…)

OVRMMO 096: At the Eastern Gate

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Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
Author: Shiina Howahowa

At the Eastern Gate

The stagecoach arrived at the Eastern Fortress-town; the three of us, me included, dismount the stagecoach and walked to the town’s gate. It’s to get the entrance permission and enter the Eastern Fortress-town. If it was Luna○○II, the stagecoach would be penetrate directly into the city, but it seems like it’s not the same situation here.

“Welcome to the Eastern Fortress-town. I beg your pardon, but please present your entrance permit.”

The gatekeeper was a strangely old soldier who asked us for our permits. Great and Rira pulled out their permits and I showed him the ring… and, when the soldier saw the ring he suddenly stiffened. Did he freeze up?

“E,excuse me; these two honorable ones have no problems; please pass on through.”

With that said, Great and Rira passed through. Are? Why was I stopped? While having such a question, the soldier whispered to me, “Do you have a little bit of time?”


And so, here is the soldiers’ barracks. If it’s napping facilities, those are there, but there isn’t much to stare at and look around. Mu, I feel kind of let down. By the way, the solder said “Sorry, but I ask you to change with me just for a really short time” to a nearby colleague and brought me here.

“I’m sorry for taking up your time; you are Earth-sama, na. … I am, formerly, the supervisor of the Southern Fortress-town.”

Aa, so that’s it; no wonder; I thought why one strangely old soldier was being a gatekeeper.