[The Daily VRMMO Activities of a Certain Middle-Aged Man]
This is a translation of the web novel version of Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki by Shiina HowaHowa.
Syosetsu Has been removed] [AlphaPolis]
Purchase the light novel version on amazon
Well, there’s like, 11 vol
My translations are edited to try to preserve as much of the author’s “flare” as possible while being crunched through the translation process.
… I can’t say I always succeed though …
Synopsis: 38-year-old Tanaka Daichi’s childhood dream of playing a VRMMO has finally come to life. As he creates his character, he decides to choose skills that are considered useless by others, since he has no interest in playing like a main character. Follow the adventures of Daichi as he strives to use his mismatched set of worthless skills to achieve his dream goal of simply being able to enjoy an alternate life in a virtual reality.
For 1-13, Croseven has done a good job at Word of Craft. I do want to go back and translate them for practice, but for now…
- First Time in a Party (Middle Part)
- First Time in a Party (Last Part)
- Extra: How Recipes Work.
- The Time When I Need a New Combat Potential has Come.
- The Sharp Arrow and the Heavy Arrow
- Preparing Tricks for Shoes
- And Now, it’s a Bow, but Let’s Charge Down the Path of Ridiculous Equipment
- Test Shooting and Revenge
Dance of the Fairies Arc
- And Now a New Stage has Come Around; Will it be a Tragedy? A Comedy?
- Dance of the Fairies, Start
- Dance of the Fairies, the Opening Act
- Dance of the Fairies, the Opening Act PT2
- Dance of the Fairies, the Opening Act PT3
- Dance of the Fairies, the Opening Act PT4
- Dance of the Fairies, Middle Stage
- Dance of the Fairies, Middle Stage PT2
- Dance of the Fairies, Middle Stage PT3
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, Looks Like it’s Impossible for Me
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, the Fairies Whose Egos Began to Grow are …
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, the State of PvP Combat
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, Retribution Prologue
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, Retribution Latter Part
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, Retribution Extra Edition, Once More …
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, Even though it’s the Final Stages of the Event
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, If You Want to Avoid PvP
38.5. Extra Edition, Valentine Story
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, Crafting during the Event
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, Crafting during the Event #2
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, The Last Dance is Coming
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, Last Dance
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, The Pot of Poisonous Bugs
- Dance of the Fairies Second Half, Compatibility
- Dance of the Fairies, People and Tools
- And so the Curtains Close on the Dance
46.5. Extra Edition The Conclusion, or like the Reactions from Various People
- For Now, Normal Operations?
- Life is Like, Full of Troublesome Things and Continuous Battles?
- Tampering Greatly with the Blade Shoes.
- The Majority of Bow Users are … Right Here.
Challenge of the Dead Arc
- The Footprints of the Next Generation
- Because it’s a Game I’m going to Completely Ignore Common Sense
- The Dungeon and Sentai Heroes?
- The Dungeon and Sentai Heroes? Part 2
- Back Above Ground …
55.5 Extra Edition; Forums
- Small Tools Manufacturing, and the Fairy Queen’s Duties?
- Traps and Thief
- The Person Waiting on that Floor
- Power of an Outside Force and Human Will
- The Duel in the Dungeon; the Conclusion
- And so, History Disappears Unseen
61.5: Extra Edition; Forums and ???
- When we Gathered Together After a Long Time, it’s Another Hard-to-Deal-with Person.
- Thief’s Pride
- Nasty Existences
- After All, a Single User is Unable to See Through the Entire World
63.6. Extra Edition, The Day of White Day
- Ordinary Gameplay has Already Become a Thing of the Past
- The Day Hobbies Became just Hobbies
- “Strength”, as one would call it, is …
- And One Week Passed.
Fairy Country Arc
- Before Heading Out to the Fairies’ Country
- The Fairy Queen’s Verdict
- The Signs of the 3rd Big Update
- Off to Fairy Country
- A Momentary Dream
- Finally We Begin Hunting
- Even if the Location has Changed, what I have to Do has not
- Farewell, Southern Fortress Town
77.2.5. Extra Edition: What is Everyone Else doing?
77.5. Extra Edition: What is Everyone Else doing? Pt2
- In the Southern Inward-City
78.5. Extra Edition: Rather than Data, Earth’s Current Abilities
- A Scene of Carnage…?
- And So a Regular Day … Is What it Can’t be.
- If He Carried an Axe He could probably be Kintarou
- As Night Gives Way to Dawn
- It’s Almost Like a Party of Beginners
- After a Long Time…
- Maximum Caution is Needed Because We’re Returning
- Together with Pikarsha
- Bow Maintenance and Consumable Replenishment
- The Stage of Adventure is …
- If I’m going through the trouble to make it, it might as well be a good item
- And on the Day of the Transaction
91.5 Extra Edition: Underneath the Sakura Tree
91.75 Extra Edition; Why the Bow Guild Bought the Bow at a High Price
- Even the Tough Spot will One Day be Captured
- Entering the Fairy Country …?
- The Ideal Existence, the Ideal Place
94.5. Extra Edition; Forums
94.75. Extra Edition; In Front of the Coliseum
- Jostled in the Stagecoach
- At the Eastern Gate
- The Work I Found at the Inn…
97.5. Extra Edition: A Certain Conference Room
- Invasion: Part 1
- Invasion: Part2
- Facing Forward…
- I have Reached the Eastern Inland City…. but
- A Seiza is the Standard During Punishment
- The Reason for Dragon-san’s visit
- The Storm Subsides
- Extra Edition; Do Your Best, Green Dragon-san
- The Last of the 36 Stratagems
- VS Dragon, First Half
- VS Dragon, Second Half
- Extra Edition: Regarding Each Faction
- The Reward After the End of the Battle
- Resuming Activities