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VendM 069: The Power of One Person and One Box

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

The Power of One Person and One Box

“Oh ice shards, pierce.”

The Ghost King murmured order-like words, and from the tip of his staff, sharp ice filled our vision. I counted up to ten, but gave up on the rest.

“They’re coming!”

“Welcome.”

Don’t worry, because for this kind of thing, I’ll show you that I can block all of them.

<Points reduced by 1; points reduced by 1; points reduced by 1 –> (more…)

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VendM 068: The Battle Begins

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

The Battle Begins

“Leader. There’s a report from Red that a Ghost King-like monster has been discovered.”

Thanks to the Divine Blessing that can communicate long distances that the Red-White twins have, we are able to contact Red and two of the Big-Eaters Brigade that have gone out for reconnaissance.

“Found it, huh? Have Red and the others continue to observe it at a fixed distance away. Our side should get hurry up too.”

So this is it. I think I’ll manage after simulating it in my mind many times, but if something happens then let’s dedicate myself to defense. (more…)

VendM 067: Plans from Now On

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

Plans from Now On

When one week since the beginning of the search, Ramis had gotten quite a bit more used to things and has become able to fight everything except corpse demons. Corpse demons look like that after all, so I well understand her reluctance to smash them with her fists.

I, who got attached to corpse demons from the previous matter, am also saved from not watching them get pulverized from point-blank range.

“Leader, you’ve thought of how we’ll deal with the Ghost King if we find it, ya?”

Hyurumi, who has no part to play when it comes to battle and has recently always been in the wagon doing something or other, poked her head out and asked Leader so. (more…)

VendM 66: Corpse Demon

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

Corpse-Demon

The large family of 11-people, consisting of me, who is a vending machine, Ramis, Hyurumi, Leader Keryoil, Shui, the Red-White twins, the Big Eaters Brigade, and Mishael in total, went out on an expedition. There’s also a boar-drawn, covered wagon with us.

I had left the community with optimistic feelings that Ramis won’t be frightened with this many people around, but.

“This is an eerie place as always.” (Leader)

“I just remembered I had to do something important, so let’s go back, White.” (Red)

“Oh yeah, let’s, Red.” (White)

“I forgot my luggage at the inn –ssu.” (Shui) (more…)

VendM 65: Members

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

Members

Ramis, who performed the rigorous special training everyday, although for only a few hours, was adapting to the environment.

The contents of the special training were; to go on errands within the community with me on her back. To go to the toilet within the inn by herself at night. Walk around the community with me on her back.

The excruciatingly painful contents seemed to break her heart time and time again, but she overcame it with a persistent spirit and became able to freely move about the community as long as I was on her back – – am I too sweet on her?
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VendM 064: Special Training

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

Special Training

We’re greeting the second morning since we’ve come to the Lamentations of the Dead Level.

It’s gloomy as usual, but after experiencing that night, even this degree of light gives a sense of relief.

Leader Keryoil seems to have used the transfer circle to move to other levels. He had said that he was bringing the other participating members to this level. And also to search for whether or not there’s any person that seems capable of carrying me.
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VendM 061: Night at the Starting Level

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

Night at the Starting Level

The kids, who had eaten dinner until their stomachs were stretched out, are all stretched out on the floor. This is a cave where you can’t see the sky, so the difference between night and morning seems like it would be hard to tell, but it seems like it’s currently night.
It feels like my sense of night and day would get weird if I lived here.

It would be good to enter energy-saving mode if it’s night, but there’s no difference in the brightness in the surroundings, so I suppose there wouldn’t be any problems if I stay as is.

Light leaks out of a window of the former-mansion turned orphanage, so that means Ramis and the Principle are still awake, huh?
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VendM 060: The Orphanage and the Vending Machine

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

The Orphanage and the Vending Machine

The high-spirited kids are playing together with Ramis and Shui. In the first place, they have an innocence to them so they are very compatible with kids, so it’s a given that they’d get along.

Right now the kids are running away from the shower made by me who’s become the <Pressure Washer>1. Of course the one operating it is Ramis, though.

The kids, exhausted from playing, go to enter the house while soaking wet, but they freeze in front of the Principal standing in the doorway with her arms crossed and a smile on her face.

“And just where does everyone think they’re going, dripping wet and covered in mud?”

“E, Principal.”

“Take your clothes off right there, put them in this basket, and go take a bath.”

“Y,yes ma’am!” (more…)

VendM 063: Against Ghosts

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

Against Ghosts

For Ramis to fall means, naturally, that I have also fallen on the floor with her, so right now the fainted Ramis is lying on top of me.

“Oi oi, I give up. For her to be this bad with it.” (Keryoil)

“Even like this, she bore with it well compared to when she was a brat. We’ll carry Ramis to her room; what to do with Hakkon?” (Hyurumi) (more…)

VendM 062: A New Level

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Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma

A New Level

I’ve safely returned to the Seiryu Lake Level and continued my usual business, but recently the demand has been decreasing.

That said, it’s not like my income’s disappeared. From the food and beverage stalls there’s a huge demand for regularly wholesaling ingredients, and I also provide contraception for Sherry so I’m making enough profit.

The group of 4 who come early in the morning, the two gatekeepers, and the other regulars come through so I’m in the black, but the earnings are clearly decreasing.
If my goal is the profits then there’s also the option to move to a different level and do business there, but it’s comfortable so settling down here isn’t a bad idea either.
In the first place, I can’t move on my own, so if I were to migrate I’d have to leave it to Ramis. (more…)