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VendM 110: Blunt Weapon

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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Blunt Weapon

The overwhelming difference can be a trigger in battle.

Just based on the difference in numbers, the monster side is at an advantage. The swarm of monsters pressing closer and closer is practically like a green tsunami.

And the ones about to receive that tsunami are ten people and one box.

The rearguard, Vice-Leader Felmina and Shui, hung back, taking up positions on the intersection between the clearing and the passageway. It should give us the option to temporarily retreat to the passageway once the enemy approaches.

Mikene and Shote are in charge of protecting the rearguard. And as for the rest of members, they took up a half-circle formation to defend and prevent the enemy from drawing near.

Furthermore, five people made up the arc, with the leftover person as the sole combatant added in and allowed to act freely.

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VendM 109: All-Out War

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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All-Out War

“The enemies aren’t showing up, ne.”

Mikene tilted his head.

The two from the Big Eaters Brigade are in the front in order to search for signs of the enemy quickly, but there has been no opportunity to make use of their ability as of yet.

Their ears are flicking and noses are sniffing, but we have yet to encounter an enemy even once since we entered the center pathway.

“This, is it because our enemies also sensed us? This might get a tad troublesome.”

“Leader. Do you mean the enemy is gathering forces and lying in wait?”

“Well, we should probably think that way. If there ain’t even a single monster appearing here or there, doesn’t it mean that idea is right?”

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VendM 108: Making Certain

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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Making Certain

“That was some good exercise, ne. Don’t you think those swollen bellies have gone down a bit?”

Hevoy taunted his comrades happily.
The countless monsters rolling on the ground were mostly taken out by the throws of the Fools of Whimsy Brigade. They were aiming at Hevoy, so it’s all death by misfire though.
The enemies’ reinforcements seem to have run out for now, so Hevoy also took a break with a sports drink in hand.

“Gugigigi, shit, didn’t hit him at all, huh?”

“Guess we should practice with throwing weapons, White.”

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vendm 107: Auto-Vending Convenience Store

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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Auto-Vending Convenience Store

“Oh, you’ve returned… ? Why is Hevoy the only one who’s soaked?”

“Due to personal circumstances, I fell into the lake.”

“The hell?”

Leader Keryoil looked at us, who had returned, suspiciously.
Well, you’d naturally be suspicious if only one person returned thoroughly soaked?
There were no obvious wounds on Leader and the others, who had protected the fork in the road, nor do they seem very fatigued. (more…)

Vendm 106: The Waterside and Schemes

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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The Waterside and Schemes

In the end, the members heading to the pond are Ramis and me, Hevoy, Shui, Mikene, and Red from the twins.
According to prior information, there is only an underground lake like collection of water, so there doesn’t seem to be anything in particular to mention. That being the case, the main fighting forces, Mishael and Leader Keryoil, will be in charge of holding off the enemy at the fork in the road, although Mishael wanted to come along with us.
Let’s have him do his best while thinking of it as training to cure his shyness. He seems to be alright when concentrating in battle, so I’ll believe that there won’t be any problems. (more…)

vendm 105: Investigation and Expectations

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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Investigation and Expectations

With the swapping of the front guard, as I carefully watched Ramis’ battles, I was under the impression that she truly became stronger.
Since she’s met me, she’s been in battles and accumulated a lot of combat experience. She also met President Bear and Grandmother who freely taught her techniques.
Her physical abilities alone makes her a seedling that could make her comparable to first class hunters, so with how things have turned out, it might be a definite matter.
It’s possible to understand how abnormal her superhuman strength is at a glance, especially since her opponent monsters are small fries. (more…)

Vendm 104: Together with the Fools of Whimsy Brigade

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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Together with the Fools of Whimsy Brigade

Once all the non-combatants had been moved to Clear Stream Lake Level, the members that are marching forth from the barricade gathered.
With the Fools of Whimsy Brigade participating, in addition to the sic regular members, Leader Keryoil, Vice-Leader Felmina, the Red-White Twins, Shui, and the shoe-fetish priest Hevoy, there was also the temporary members Mishael, Ramis, and me participating as a matter of course.
All the members of the Big Eaters Brigade hoped to participate, but the search within the community still hasn’t been fully completed, so only Mikene and Shote joined in, leaving Pel and Suko behind. (more…)

Vendm103: Counter Attack

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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Counter Attack

a/n about being serialized.

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Once it became morning, there was a familiar four person group that came running over.

“Found Hakkon! Karaadeee!”

Yeah, it’s actually karaage, but I can’t pronounce it well, sorry.
Previously they told me to teach them what their favorite dish was called, and I was able to tell them somehow but I didn’t have enough sound bites so it became “karaade,’ and that’s the name that stuck.
The ones that are kicking up a dust cloud with their running feet while looking for that are the members of the Big Eaters Brigade. So does that mean the transfer circle is revived?

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vendm102: The Fools of Whimsy Brigade and Vending Machine Classifications

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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The Fools of Whimsy Brigade and Vending Machine Classifications

“I would have never thought that Hevoy-san is with the Fools of Whimsy Brigade.”

Ramis gave her honest opinion as the shoe fetishist rolled around on the ground while all tied up, glancing all over with a happy-looking face. (more…)

VendM 101: The Priest and the President

Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta ore wa Meikyuu o Samayou
Author: Hiru Kuma
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The Priest and the President

“This guy is the one in charge of the Fools of Whimsy Brigade’s healing-ssu. He’s a pervert who specializes in healing, light, and mental interference magic-ssu.” (Shui)

“That explanation is misleading for those unfamiliar with me.” (more…)